Role Descriptions:  Drinking Habits

Director Jill Moody-Ledbetter

SISTER PHILAMENA

Female | 20-50s
Sister Philamena is sincere, earnest, and slightly naïve, with a heart firmly rooted in faith and tradition. She is deeply committed to the convent’s mission and genuinely wants to do what is right—even when she misunderstands situations. Her well-meaning nature often leads to comedic confusion. Strong comic timing and an ability to play innocence with authenticity are essential.

SISTER AUGUSTA

Female | 20-50s
Sister Augusta is practical, observant, and quietly skeptical. She questions what others accept too easily and often serves as a grounded counterpoint to the chaos. Her humor is dry and reaction-based rather than exaggerated. Actors should be comfortable with subtle wit and expressive reactions.

GEORGE

Male | Approx. 20-30s
George is the convent’s sweet-natured groundskeeper. He is loyal, hardworking, and eager to help, often becoming unintentionally swept up in misunderstandings. His humor comes from sincerity, physical comedy, and genuine confusion. This role benefits from warmth and strong physical presence.

MOTHER SUPERIOR

Female | Approx. 50s–70s
Mother Superior is authoritative, dignified, and deeply committed to maintaining order and tradition. She expects discipline and reverence but frequently finds her authority tested by escalating absurdity. The comedy lies in her serious demeanor contrasted with ridiculous circumstances. Strong stage presence is essential.

PAUL

Male | Approx. 20s–40s
Paul is an energetic, ambitious reporter eager to break a big story. He is confident, persuasive, and occasionally reckless in his assumptions. His fast-paced dialogue and enthusiasm drive much of the plot forward. Actors should be comfortable with high energy and sharp comedic delivery.

SALLY

Female | Approx. 20s–40s
Sally is Paul’s reporting partner—intelligent, assertive, and capable. She is often the more grounded of the two but is just as driven. Sally’s confidence and quick wit balance Paul’s impulsiveness. Strong vocal clarity and confident stage presence are key.

SISTER MARY CATHERINE

Female | 20s
Sister Mary Catherine is a novitiate, new to convent life and eager to learn. She is impressionable, sincere, and sometimes overwhelmed. Her innocence and nervous energy add to the comedy. Actors should convey curiosity, sincerity, and gradual growth in confidence.

FATHER CHENILLE

Male | Approx. 40s–60s
Father Chenille is a kind, well-meaning parish priest who becomes increasingly flustered by the convent’s confusion. He strives to maintain calm and decorum but is often caught off guard. His humor comes from restraint and polite frustration. A strong character actor with excellent reaction skills will excel.